He’s delusional. Listen to what he’s saying. He’s talking about Mjolnir and Thor and Bifrost. It’s the stories I grew up with as a child. […]He’s dangerous, Jane.
sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš
Somebody needs to read this with the accents
That’s it. That’s the character.
That’s it. That’s depressing.
"Three times Lórien had been assailed from Dol Guldur, but the power that dwelt there was too great for any to overcome, unless Sauron had come there himself. When the Shadow passed, Celeborn came forth and led the host of Lórien over Anduin in many boats. They took Dol Guldur, and Galadriel threw down its walls and laid bare its pits, and the forest was cleansed.”
QI rewatch: Groovy
[which is so relatable that it almost hurts]
i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me”